WMEF Chapter 3 - The Boss Way of Catching a Fish
Wang Yiming didn't bother to eat breakfast, so he followed Yan Ran excitedly, posted a Weibo on the way, and then opened the live broadcast room on his mobile phone.
Visitors who came to the live broadcast from Weibo already know Yan Ran fish-catching skills, and have begun to bet on whether yesterday was a coincidence or not?
Bet on a cucumber, little brother can still catch fish today. Yesterday was not a coincidence because he looks good!
Definitely catch fish because he cooks well. Don't ask who I am, I am a foodie, and I endorse the foodie.
Bet on two cucumbers. It's probably impossible to catch fish today. How could he have such amazing fish-catching skills? How old is he? He doesn't do anything when he's young, so he just learns to catch fish?
Regardless of whether can catch fish or not, I still care about him. With a month's supply of snacks, he is already mine!
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This kind of farm freshwater fish pond has not been stocked with fry for many years. It is nothing more than a few kinds of domestic fish, such as grass carp, carp, snakeheaded fish, eel, loach and so on. Yan Ran came to the shore, looked at the calm water surface, think about several ways to eat these kinds of fish, and finally decide to eat carp.
"I want to choose a long and beautiful carp to make Sweet and sour fillet. It must be beautiful and healthy. It should be male, not female, and not fat. After frying, it can turn into a beautiful arc. It should be like this." Yan Ran put up an arch with his hands. He has high requirements for fish. He will not eat anything that looks ugly.
Wang Yiming: "..."
Yan Ran shook his head, knowing from the expression on his face that he didn't understand the pleasure of eating fish.
The people in the live broadcast room were all amused, and the barrage went crazy: The boss is so powerful! Others are asking whether I can catch a fish, but the boss is asking what kind of fish I want to catch!
Someone who hasn't caught a fish for two months must study hard!
Hello, hey! Be reserved above!
Ah, ah, ah, little brother is so handsome! Catch fish Catch fish!
The newcomers didn't know, and thought this was Yan Ran's live broadcast room. Everyone here became Yan Ran's fans, and they just wanted to watch him catch and cook fish, and they didn't want to watch anything else.
Yan Ran pointed to the small wooden boat on the shore and said to Wang Yiming, "You drive the boat, let's go pick it up in the middle of the pond."
Wang Yiming slowly moved forward bit by bit, extremely unwilling to cooperate, "No, the boat will take us to death!" This small boat has not been used before, and it has been knocked over by fish. The most serious one was The wooden boards at the stern were crooked, and the old people in the village said that there was a king fish in it, and it was almost growing into a water monster.
Yan Ran glared at him with contempt, "How can you be considered a good cat if you can't even catch a fish?"
Wang Yiming was aggrieved, "I'm not a cat!"
Yan Ran paused and suddenly roared back fiercely, : "Those who shovel shit for cats can't catch fish!"
Meow! Dare to talk back! How many cats are good tempered!
Wang Yiming: "..."
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This time the boat went in, unexpectedly it was unexpectedly smooth, the majestic wind was blowing slowly, Wang Yiming rowed the boat steadily to the middle of the pond. Yan Ran sat in the middle of the boat, preventing water from splashing on him. Dragging his chin surveyed the rowing skills of the new shit shovel officer, "You rowed the boat quite steadily, you haven't practiced less."
Wang Yiming is stunned, , "Of course, my grandpa taught me to swim and practice rowing since I was a child. I'm not bragging. I can roll twice in the sea."
Yan Ran nodded with satisfaction. The shit shovel officer he had nurtured since childhood still had some special skills. He suddenly felt lucky and said, "Fortunately, you didn't learn to catch fish, otherwise you would have caught my fish." Thinking about the consequences, Yan Ran felt that the entire cat was unhappy.
Wang Yiming was at a loss for words. Every time he chatted with the little boss, they started in a friendly atmosphere, and the end was not so wonderful, and what he said was very reasonable, so you couldn't refute it.
At the center of the pond, Yan Ran said with satisfaction, "That's great. That's it."
He held a fishing rod and easily threw it into the water. He didn't see any bait used and didn't use much force. A few seconds later, he lifted the fishing rod and suddenly, a half meter long black fish was caught.
"Tsk" Yan Ran tossed the fishing rod and threw the fish back. "I don't want to eat black fish today, I want to eat carp. Don't be so self-conscious."
"Hey!" Wang Yiming's heart was dripping with blood. This fish is difficult to catch, and it was finally caught. How can we just let it go?
Yan Ran tilted his head and looked at Wang Yiming with a puzzled expression, asking, "What's the matter?"
Then he threw down his fishing rod and caught a crucian carp weighing over four pounds. This made Yan Ran very regretful. "Although wild crucian carp soup is quite nourishing, I really don't want to drink soup today."
Throw it back!
Wang Yiming twitched at the corner of his mouth, just wanting to shout at him: You don't want to eat, you can sell it! Hey! There's no place to find such a large wild crucian carp!
Yan Ran was still choosing fish that pleased his eyes, "Although you are a carp, you are too dark and not red enough, so I won't eat it."
Throw it back!
Throw it back!
"Why are your eyes so big? Did you double eyelid them?"
Yan Ran would catch fish as soon as he cast the rod, and he would catch one in a few seconds. He was picky, choose, and would throw it away if it was not pleasing to his eyes. People in the live broadcast room went crazy:
Crazy worship of fishing masters!
This fish is too big, no wonder others can't catch it! God!
I didn't expect such a big fish to become as cute as a fake fish in my little brother's hands, it's so amazing!
Facts have proven that being ugly can really save lives, and so many fish have escaped because of their unattractive appearance!
Hahahahahahahaha I can't believe you dislike dead fish eyes, don't all fish have dead fish eyes?
Upstairs is ignorant, some dead fish eyes look better than ordinary dead fish eyes, although I don't know where to look good hahahaha.
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Along with these joyful barrages, gifts are also thrown up as if they are free of money. Watching the live broadcast is just lively and relaxing. It's a pleasure to watch, It's the same for anyone, not necessarily all for singing and drawing.
And the most important thing is: beauty!
These days, those who hang out on the internet, those with a high face value take advantage of it. Yan Ran, the cat demon(妖:yāo) face value can instantly kill all the little fresh meat with his good looks, and the local tyrants are happy to spend money.
After choosing for a long time, Yan Ran finally picked a big carp that he liked. It had a black back and a red tail, with smooth lines. The flesh of the whole body felt very firm. The eyes were neither big nor small, and the wishker was of medium length. It was male, no cubs. It doesn’t matter if has a partner or not, "This one's okay, that's it."
Then Yan Ran grabbed a few smaller ones and put them in a small bucket.
The uncles and aunts passing by on the shore also stopped to watch the excitement, "As expected of the Yan family, I heard that the ancestors of the Yan family were good at catching fish, and the younger brother of the Yan family also learned a set of magical fishing skills. so amazing!"
"If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it. When I was young, I was dragged away by several fishing rods here and couldn't catch a single fish."
Seeing his expression, the barrage in the live broadcast room started to spread, and someone posted a comparison emoticon package, the strongest king in the fishing world vs the little bronze novice.
The fact tells you: why is he the boss and you can only be a subordinate.
Wang Yiming suddenly felt his glass heart break and said, "You mocked me too much, I reported you!"
Bullet screen : Whatever you want, quickly cut the camera for the little brother, we need to watch the little brother make fish!
Short oil~We don't want to see you, we want to see your boss. Cut the camera back quickly!
Very ruthless and indifferent, completely devoid of the steadfast love between fans and anchors, ignoring the revolutionary friendship of the past two months. Now they have all rebelled, and there are really big pig hooves everywhere. Wang Yiming wants to vomit salt soda on their faces*.
*stop talking nonsense
At this time, the number of people in the live broadcast room has grown from the original 5,000 to 50,000, and it is still rising rapidly.
Yan Ran pulled up a grass on the shore, tied the fish up, and weighed it in his hand. This fish weighs over ten pounds, but the pot at home is definitely not good. He turned around and asked Wang Yiming, "Is there anyone in the village who sells big pots?"
"How big?"
"A big pot that can deep-fry the whole to turn into an arch shape!"
Wang Yiming looked at the size of the fish and suddenly remembered, "I have a big pot at home. The big aluminum pot that my grandfather used to have has been around for some years, but I don't need it anyway. Let's move to your house."
Yan Ran nodded and said seriously: "Then you have to take something from my house. Let's exchange things for things. I can't take advantage of you."
Wang Yiming was stunned, bartering with goods?
Yan Ran also strung the few small fish separately with grass and carried them home. Passing by a house outside the yard where vegetables were grown, he politely knocked on the door and obediently asked : "Uncle Liu, can I trade my fish for your food?"
Uncle Liu was amused and said, "My child, my dish is not as valuable as your fish." As the saying goes, distant relatives are not as valuable as close neighbors. The village has a small population, and everyone is like a big family. The old man brought a basket from the wall, pulled a handful of spinach and a dozen small rapeseed for Yan Ran, and also pulled a handful of coriander and a few small onions.
He handed the basket to Yan Ran, and a few deep wrinkles appeared on his simple face with a smile "This vegetable is all grown by uncle himself and has not been treated with pesticides. If you want to eat it, you can go and get it yourself. Uncle doesn't want your fish, remember to bring the basket back to me."
Yan Ran took over with embarrassment and quickly left behind two three pound grass carp. His grandfather had taught him since childhood not to take advantage of others, and besides, the old man was not too young. He heard that Uncle Liu's son had left the mountain to live outside, the old man was the only one left, and it wasn't easy to grow some vegetables, so he couldn't take it for nothing.
Uncle Liu naturally refused to accept it. The ancestors of the Yan family showed kindness to them. Without the Yan family, there would have been no more of them, let alone a few vegetable?
Yan Ran was quick on his legs and without waiting for Uncle Liu to persuade him, he dropped the fish and ran away. Wang Yiming carried the big fish and hurriedly chased it. He watched Yan Ran go to Aunt Sun's house where the peppers were grown, exchanged another grass carp for a large bunch of peppers and ran out quickly. When Aunt Sun chased the fish out of the house, he Yan Ran had already run more than a hundred meters away.
Wang Yiming was panting after him, and Yan Ran was too capable of running. What kind of person is it!
Looking at Yan Ran's back, his eyes also became complicated, how do you feel that the little boss doesn't know much about the world? Yesterday when he gave him money and he didn't want it, he thought that the little boss's family was rich and didn't care about the twenty to thirty thousand dollars, but now that he thinks about it, Yan Ran doesn't even look like a child from a rich family. And he went so far as to barter, what era of exchange is this? It's even more village-like than he, who grew up in a mountain village.
The master ran in front, and the shit-shoveling officer chased after him. Neither of them noticed that the number of viewers in the live broadcast room had exceeded.
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