WMEF - Chapter 4 . 1 watch me eat fish, it's exciting

 

After arriving home, Yan Ran looked behind him and sighed helplessly, "Oh, it's too slow."

As a poop-shovel officer, how can he not even catch up with his master? He heard from a fairy(妖精 : yāojing) friend, There's a guy in the human race who can run 9 second 63 for 100 meters. He didn't ask for much, it would be fine if Wang Yiming could run a hundred meters in ten seconds.

* 铲屎官(chǎnshǐguān) meaning shit-shoveling officer. It buzzword in these day from native Chinese, refers to pet owners who have to clean after their dogs or cats. People call themselves “poo-poo cleaning official” as a joke and to show their devotion to their pets.

During the time when Wang Yiming ran home, Yan Ran had already picked the vegetables and placed them in a small pots, all of which were grown by the farmers themselves. They were fresh and had emerald green leaves, It's very original. Wang Yiming ran home panting heavily. As soon as everyone in the live broadcast room saw these small side dishes, they were aroused by the desire to eat them before they were cooked. This type of freshly picked from farmhouse dish is not available in big cities anymore.

Wang Yiming put the fish down and stood up straight before taking a breath, Yan Ran arranged a new task for him: "In the future, the task of patrolling the fish pond will be entrusted to you. You have to run around the fish pond five times every morning and evening. You have too much fat and are too weak."

Wang Yiming collapsed and said, "... are you a devil?!"

Yan Ran nodded and said, "I am."

Everyone in the live broadcast room is laughing crazy, shouting Xiao Mingzi. Is your heart pierced? You're too fat! You're all covered in fat! Lose weight!

Wang Yiming sat down on the groundThis is really pro boss.

Wang Yiming breathed a sigh of relief, had to pat his ass and stand up. He went home and brought the big pot, which had a diameter of over one meter. He turned on the water pipe in the yard and washed it clean. There is no one in Wang Yiming's family. He grew up with his grandfather since childhood. His parents have never seen him. A few years ago, his grandfather passed away, and he ate alone, while the whole family was not hungry. In the future, he will treat this place as his own meal. He is also diligent, he did all the chores like washing and brushing that Yan Ran didn't like to do.

During this period, Aunt Wang took a look and found that Yan Ran was much better at cooking than her. She left with peace of mind and came to clean up every day.

By the time Wang Yiming was ready, Yan Ran had already chopped a piece of pork belly into stuffing.  Lunch is sweet and sour fish, lion head, and spinach with nuts.

The carp has been killed and washed clean, cut with knives on both sides. It was marinated with pepper, soy sauce, and salt for about ten minutes. Yan Ran picked it up, patted it evenly with flour, and skillfully gave the fish a full-body seasoning spa massage for the fish.

Live broadcast room : Seeing the little brother's technique, I seem to have seen my baby cat stepping on the milk, and it's also like this, very rhythmic.

Wang Yiming chuckled aside, not to mention, it was quite similar.

Yan Ran glanced coldly at the other party, and he felt a faint malice from the poop-shovel's body. He couldn't help but want to give him a paw.

Wang Yiming immediately felt a chill in his spine, picked up the nearby oil bucket beside him, and enthusiastically helped, "Boss, I'll give you a hand."

Yan Ran took the other party's hand and picked up the oil bucket. He poured in half a bucket of oil and said in disgust, "Don't make trouble."

Wang Yiming could only take a step back, feeling like a useless person who could do nothing but wait to eat.

When it was seven points ready to cook, Yan Ran held the fish's head in one hand and the fish's tail in the other, and so he put it in the frying pot.

Wang Yiming chatted enthusiastically as soon as he saw the live broadcast room. His mind turned and he brought the camera closer. He flattered Yan Ran and said, "Boss, let's talk about the production process. Maybe someone wants to work with you?"

Yan Ran blinked his eyes and immediately understood what Wang Yiming meant. This poop-shoveler was relying on this to make money, which means he pulled up the atmosphere. If these humans who watched him cook were happy, they would give him more rewards. Just like the artists who used to perform under the overpass , the better they performed, the more rewards they received.

If it were normal, Yan Ran would definitely stretch his claws and teach this poop-shoveling official a lesson, even letting your master perform for you! Now, he doesn't have any money on him, and he can't always trade fish for groceries. Wang Yiming's salary of 30,000 yuan was already given, and he can skip it this month. However, Aunt Wang comes to clean the house every day, so she has to pay someone. He doesn't know how much it takes to pay someone, but before he goes out, he heard from his grandfather that in human life, it's difficult to walk without money, so he still needs some money.

Thinking of this, Yan Ran put down the fish's head, vacated one hand, extended five fingers, and made a positive and negative gesture, signaling that the money earned we split 50-50.

Wang Yiming did not understand the meaning, subconsciously nodded, signaling: hands are clean, no need to wash.

Yan Ran immediately smiled and bent his eyes, scooped oil from a spoon and poured it onto the fish. The gentle voice is a bit lazy and a little sexy with a hint of milky voice. As soon as he opened his mouth, he capture the people in the live broadcast room, "This sweet and sour fish ah, I personally think the best thing to eat is sweet and sour yellow river carp. This dish is a traditional famous dish in Jinan, Shandong Province. The place in Luokou is close to the Yellow River, so the carp growing in the Yellow River is used to make fish. This kind of fish has golden head and tail, bright scales, and fresh and tender meat. This fish has been recorded in the 《Jinan Prefecture》 as early as: the carp of the Yellow River, the crab of Nanyang, and has been recorded in the recipes.  That's why I picked it today." 

Yan Ran pointed to the fried fish and naturally said, "Because it looks like the Yellow River carp, it looks good."

The live broadcast room has become even more lively: Kneeling and thanking my mother for making me so ugly!

Facts have proven that being ugly really saves one's life!

At this moment, there was a crackling sound, and a flash of light flashed in the live broadcast room. Wang Yiming's eyes widened in shock, and this was the rhythm of going big!

The biggest reward is the super rocket, which costs 2000 yuan per person. As soon as this saying goes, Wang Yiming sees several super rockets soaring into the sky, yachts of more than 1,000 yuan and airplanes worth 100 of yuan. Even those who swipe the screen cannot see who threw it, and the local tyrants become more lively.

Now the fish has been fried into shape, exactly the shape Yan Ran wanted. The head of the fish is raised high and the curvature is very beautiful. It was not until it was fried golden that Yan Ran pulled it out and pressed it with his fingers. Hmm, the skin is very crispy.

"I prefer sweet ones myself, not salty ones. When making sauce, you can adjust it according to your own taste." Then he poured a little oil into a small pot, added chopped scallions, ginger, and garlic to stir fry until fragrant, and then poured in sweet and sour juice made from soy sauce, sugar, vinegar, cooking wine, tomato sauce, and clear water. Then, he added a little wet starch to thicken the pot, brushed it over the fish, and finished!

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